_[Chorus] \ Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog, \ It's all for me beer and tobacco. \ For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin, \ Far across the western ocean I must wander._ \ I’m sick in the head and I haven’t been to bed \ Since first I came ashore with me plunder \ I’ve seen centipedes and snakes and me head is full of aches \ And I think I’ll take a path for way out yonder. \ _[Chorus]_ Where are me boots, me noggin', noggin' boots, \ They're all sold for beer and tobacco. \ See the soles they were thin and the uppers were lettin’ in \ And the heels were looking out for better weather. \ _[Chorus]_ Where is me shirt, me noggin', noggin' shirt, \ It's all sold for beer and tobacco, \ You see the sleeves were all worn out and the collar been torn about, \ And the tail is looking out for better weather. \ _[Chorus]_ Where is me wife, me noggin', noggin' wife \ She's all sold for beer and tobacco \ You see her front it was worn out and her tail got kicked about \ And I'm sure she's lookin' out for better weather \ _[Chorus]_ Where is me bed, me noggin', noggin' bed \ It's all sold for beer and tobacco \ You see I sold it to the girls until the springs were all in twirls \ And the sheets they're lookin' out for better weather \ _[Chorus]_