#columns(2, gutter: 11pt)[ About four years ago I was digging the land \ With me brogues on me feet and me spade in me hand \ Says I to me self, what a pity to see, \ Such a fine strapping lad footing turf round Tralee \ _[Chorus] \ Wid me too ra na nya with me too ra na nya, \ Wid me too ra na noo ra na noo ra na nya_ Well I buttered me brogues, an shook hands with me spade, \ An the way down the road like a dashing young blade \ When up comes a sergeant an he asks me to list, \ 'Arra, sergeant a gra, stick a bob in me fist' \ _[Chorus]_ Well here is a shilling as I got no more \ When you get to headquarters you'll get half a score \ And a quick strucking mean said the sergeant good bye \ You'd not wish to be quarted neither would die \ _[Chorus]_ Now the first thing they gave me it was a red coat, \ With a wide strap of leather to tie round me throat \ And the next thing they gave me I asked what was that, \ And they told me it was a cockade for me hat \ _[Chorus]_ An' the next thing they gave me they called it a gun \ With powder an ball an' a place for me thumb \ Well first she spat fire and then she spewed smoke, \ She gave a great leap and me shoulder near broke \ _[Chorus]_ Well the first place they sent me was down to the sea, \ On the board of a warship bound for the Crimea \ Three sticks in the middle all rowled round with sheets, \ Lord, she walked on the water without any feet \ _[Chorus]_ When at Balaclava we landed quite sound, \ Cold, wet and hungry we lay on the ground \ Next morning for action the bugle did call, \ And we had a hot breakfast of powder and ball \ _[Chorus]_ Well we fought at the Alma, likewise Inkermann, \ But the Russians they whaled us at the Redan \ In scalin' the walls there meself lost an eye, \ And a big Russian bullet ran off with me thigh \ _[Chorus]_ Well 'tis off there we lay stretched upon the cold ground, \ 'Twas heads, legs and arms were all scattered around \ Says I, If me mam and me claveens were nigh, \ So they'd bury me decent and gave a loud cry \ _[Chorus]_ Well they brought me a doctor and he soon staunched wi' blood, \ And he made me a great elegant leg made of wood \ They gave me a medal and ten pence a day, \ So contented with Sheila, I'll live on half pay \ _[Chorus]_ ]